https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/02/26/my-joke-packet-mike-bloomberg/

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I see that Mike Bloomberg hired a comedy writer to write jokes for him. I join the rest of the Internet in submitting a packet. What’s the difference between my opponent’s health-care plan and this campaign? One costs millions of dollars and will not work, whereas the other costs millions of dollars and is already not working! What is black and white and read all over? Not my tax returns, yet! Knock knock. / Who’s there? / I’m here from the Bloomberg campaign. Do you have a minute so that I can talk to you about a candidate I’m genuinely excited about? / I’m here from the Bloomberg campaign. Do you have a minute so that I can talk to you about a candidate I’m genuinely excited about — who? / Elizabeth Warren. Full story

27 February

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