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Here’s a Mad Libs–level mélange of seemingly unrelated subjects: Felicity Huffman, Lori Loughlin, Ivy League colleges, and bribery. What do they all have in common? The answer is Tuesday’s most bizarre news item, which caused the Internet to positively erupt: A nationwide cheating scandal busted by the Justice Department has revealed that administrators, coaches, and parents—including beloved TV actresses Huffman and Loughlin—have been scheming to get kids into college via bribes, falsified athletic recruitment, fradulent SAT scores and even . . . Photoshop. It’s a plot line from Desperate Housewives on Adderall, and here are the craziest details from this latest, insane addition to the grifter canon . Full story

14 March